Sarcasm – JENN'S LENZ

I'm easily distracted by life, I'm verbose (and I overuse parentheses.) Here's proof.

Shame: better out than in, I say.

“Better out than in, I say.” My buddy is inclined to randomly belch as he finishes a drink or a

“You should spend more time looking for a husband than learning to farm—plenty of farmers need wives.” A stranger said

Helping is healing. If you know me, you know how much I appreciate (adore, love, value) Team Rubicon. There are

“I would rescue her from old avocados.” A Tweet from a stranger in reference to a person I know but

I received an email from Torrid today and, as is always the case, I scanned the discount they were advertising

“We would love to have you on our team Jennie; you were unanimously our first choice across the board.” I’m

I’m sad she’s gone. We had plans for the summer. Escalante Natinal Park in Utah was at the top of

Aunt M isn’t in a private room. The young woman on the other side of the curtain has cellulitis on

Seriously. I need to remind myself of that from time to time. And I need to remind myself to write

I spent a chunk of my day working in my garden. And by garden I mean the ground that flanks my