California to New York

I'm easily distracted by life, I'm verbose (and I overuse parentheses.) Here's proof.

Grandma’s Scrabble Phone

“Who is this?” “Who is talking?” “Where are you?” Gram, it’s me, Jennie. You just FaceTimed me. “What is that?

Dear NYC Transit authority, Hi. I’m Jenn. The one singing Social Distortion on the World Trade Center bound E train?

(As he thrusts his chin up and in my direction) “Whoawh! Wheh you from? You tawwlk like you’re not from